Possessed Food and Mission Imposable

     So Tiki was sent on a top secret Viking mission to hunt down angry, possessed food that had been supposedly terrorising the Viking village. I blurted out "Possessed food! You all are as loony as my oxters!" then they said, " No, Stonehelm the Wise the food has been coming to life from the ancient spirit of the long lost LoogieHauker tribe!" So I said, "Ha Ha Ha!" (Clash of thunder) Well, anyway later that week I was fixing the all famous "Sonehelm the Chef's Flaming Tortilla" (recipe below) in the microwave, and when I looked in I saw the tortilla was lifting up like an air bubble! I could hear the angry giggling that could only be identified as a LoogieHauker's! So I grabbed my battle ax just as Tiki the Ninja jumps from the ceiling and eats my dinner, right out of the microwave... I knew better than to challenge him so I simply made another, non-possessed, dinner.

"Stonehelm the Chef's Famous Flaming Tortilla"

    Ingredients

1 Tortilla

Lots of grated cheese

Tons of your favorite brand of hot sauce

     How to cook it

Put tortilla flat on plate, then pour excessive amounts of your favorite cheese on tortilla. Then GLOB the hot sauce on the wonder sitting before you. Then you can either microwave it (beware of Viking demons) or roll it up and stuff your face until your heart's content or your heart's attack.

    Serving sizes

Who cares, it's all for you.

   For another great recipe see this video--->    Twinkie Wiener Sandwich

     Wow, that is lovely, is it not? I actuly tried it once, but that is a diffrent story... So I went to see the new Mission Inpossable, and I know those who have not seen it are saying that it will not be as good as the other ones, but once they do come to watch it they will be disproven. It was EPIC! It was a good action flick. It had all the elements of a good spy movie. Guns, big booms, and Tom Cruise. There are three kinds of movies in my opinion, bonnet movies, laser movies, and Viking movies. (The last two are the best)

     I must go continue my EPIC quest of raiding refrigerators/ saving the world from possessed food. So watch for me and Tiki! If we are coming your way, you better step back from that twinkie... Goodbye. 

Tiki Vs. Clint Eastwood and Movie Reveiws

As you can tell I have something to say about Clint Eastwood, Chuck Norris, and Tiki. I found this picture

     After seeing this I thought " Hmmm... I bet Tiki could beat all of them. Yes, Clint Eastwood checks for Tiki under his bed." 



There he is. This is what all of them check for under their beds. Tiki and the Raven.

     Well, here is a video that shows what a Viking sounds like when they sing. Trololo sing Wow. That sounds like our chief in the shower scubbing his oxters.  

     As the one and only Stonehelm The Wise, I am excited about "The Hobbit" movie. I was thinking one day while drinking my root beer "I hope they do well with Smaug. That could be the most amazing part of the move!" Then I mused "What if Smaug looked like Barney!" Holy, Hairy, Oxters!!! That gives me nightmares just thinking about that! Whatever Smaug looks like, Tiki could beat him. I am also excited for "The Avengers"movie, I knew Captain America back in 1914. Yeah, good times. "The Hunger Games" should also be really good, the books were great with the exception of "Mockingjay". I did not like that one. No...  I also hope everyone is excited for "Men in Black 3"! They got all the original actors so it should be good, same with "Ghostbusters 3"

     I must go ponder such matters and meditate (yes, I do float as I do so) upon food philosophy. Tiki will join with his claws. Until next time, bye, and stay groovy. (Disco afros are cool)