I am back from the long adventure I had. My ship got lost and I was stuck on a lost island, where I found a lost tribe of crazy natives, and a very, VERY lost Lady Gaga. To get off the island I shaved her head and used it as a very shiny mirror to flag down planes. I shaved it with my battle ax. Soon a plane came by and picked us up.
Anyway Thanksgiving was fun, I stuffed my EPIC Viking self. I ate turkey, taters, cranberry sauce, sweet taters, Pi, oh, and pie. FOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!
Well it is almost Christmas round these here parts and it is another Holiday for STUFFING YOUR FACE!!! I love it, not only for the food but for the giving of presents. I love to see the kids face when they open the box only to find a couple of rabid badgers. I also give to you a new video! I play cello but this guy does not only play it, but has light saber battles with it.
Cello wars
all the same guy and...
Moonlight
Those videos are amazing, he is now my new role model. Well hope you like those. Anyway I am now the Viking Santa, I give presents to the little viking kids. I give them training axes and shields. For the bad kids... I give them a box of rabid badgers. It all started when Santa needed extra help so he tried to hire ninjas. They started to chop up all the barbie dolls. Then he tried to use Vulcans, but they thought making toys was "illogical". Then he hired Vikings. We were a lot like Santa, chubby, beards, and love to eat. He was happy with us and we had a eggnog chugging contest.
Well, I am going to a far away place where it is cold. I am going there forever, till I move again. I am also jamming out to Crazy Frog.
Rock, Paper, Spock?
That is how you solve all debates. Well I need to go do Viking things thanks for reading. No, Tiki... Nooooo, BAD WAR-CAT
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